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excited Dear Shakira,
May I pick your brain? Why do you enjoy rubbing car oil all over your body and shaking your money maker? Does this not clog your pores? Do you not smell like the underbody of a car? You have funny dance moves. I'm not gonna lie, you frighten me in your new video, slicked up with a layer of black oil and looking like a retarded fish fighting for air.
Your funny. And I like that.
Please keep on keepin on.
Sincerely,
Carolyn Bell
Anonymous
August 22 2005, 01:53:34 UTC 6 years ago
August 22 2005, 11:40:59 UTC 6 years ago